bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(Source: reticulan)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat)

fuckyeahdantehicks:

Promotional Shots, Clerks (1994)

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: acid0wl)

(Source: slipandslut)

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today