bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

stranded-in-wonderland:

My Schedule for #EDCCHICAGO !! I’m soo pumped to have an amazing time with amazing people hmu if you want to meet up or trade kandi!🎉🎉🎶🎶🍬

(Source: shialablunt)

I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
Uma Thurman (via youifitkillsmee)

(Source: larmoyante)

kingcheddarxvii:

taycaughtfire:

jenohh:

paaabu:

nutella-boy:

kingcheddarxvii:

Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word

“Face battle” sounds way cooler

“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”

you may face battle the bride

face battle me in the rain

You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.

Just when I thought I’d seen everything

Face battling your ass

killa-kelly:

CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.

(Source: the-main-stream-is-bleeding)

Ludacris and the whole fucking crowd signing “move bitch get out the way…”

Feelin’ fresh as fuck

I just got back from the Fast and Furious 6 movie Premier/ Concert. It was fucking doooooppppeee. I  waited from 2PM - 7:30PM to get wristbands and stand in a hot ass crowd but it was well worth being in the second row. Wiz Khalifa, 2 Chains (weak sauce), and DOPE ASS LUDACRIS put it down. When i heard everyone singing “Move bitch get out the way…” my inner black girl came out and i was hopping around getting all crazy. Luda was the only person i was actually excited to see. Oh yeah and some actors came out too, Vin Diesel and Tyrese Gibson i think. 

Now that im finally home and ate im gonna shower and head back out to see what the rest of the night has to offer me ;D

Wiz Khalifa and those twinkle toes 👞

Tyrese Gibson and Vin Diesel 🚗

Wiz khalifa, 2 chains and DOPE ASS LUDACRIS! #movebitchgetouttheway #myinnerblackgirlcameout

Packed like god damn sardines 🐟 @pswaggg @bigdaddyroach

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